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I'm A Salesman

from Jenni E​.​P. by Occult Character

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I’m just a salesman
Makin’ deals all the time
What’s my rates well never you mind
But if you could just sign on that dotted line
Your life will be improved in record time

(CHORUS)
I’m a salesman
Yeh that’s what I am
I’m a salesman
Some folks don’t understand
I’m a salesman
Well I do what I can
To get you the best deal in this whole land

People ask me what do I sell
I sell security, and forgiveness as well
I could sell you a car, or the Brooklyn Bridge
But what I’m really providin’ is a reason to live

(CHORUS)

I’m just a salesman, for 25 years
I help em with their payment
And take em out for beers
Some of em end up happy
And some end up sad
And some may end up a little mad
Well I completely understand
And I don’t mean to be a jerk
But you shoulda read the fine print on the paperwork

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from Jenni E​.​P., released November 7, 2020

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Occult Character Dallas, Texas

Solo project of Stong (formerly known as Son of El Borko from Legless Crabs, Legless Trials, & Cat Box Room Bois).

"Maybe the finest songwriter in the USA today" -- Brian Shea, MONOLITH COCKTAIL

"I would rather listen to Occult Character on repeat than hear another John Prine song." - Jeer Meanly, Fantasy Creeps
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