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Peaking Thru Accurate Scissors

by Occult Character

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1.
Complaint Dept. 01:46
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The best part of being alive Is gettin to complain about it The aches and pains Short shrifts and stains (Chorus) You gotta gripe, sob and bitch Whether your poor Or your rich You gotta whine, fret and moan Whether your together Or alone In the best of health Or at death's door You gotta say man I was hoping for more The best part of being alive Is gettin to kvetch about it The meal wasn't good And what small portions If God only knew All of our misfortunes I fell out my chair You browned your underwear She got gum in her hair And nobody cares Nobody cares (x4) (Chorus) You gotta gripe, sob and bitch Whether your poor Or your rich You gotta whine, fret and moan Whether your together Or alone In the best of health Or at death's door You gotta say man I was hoping for more
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Get Out 00:30
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If you cant see yourself At the guided by voices show In fort worth texas In twot housand twenty two Get out Get out Geto out! I think i can do without
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Dive Bar Betty 01:11
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Dive bar betty Yeh yr ugly and mean Dive bar betty Got a social disease Dive bar betty Spillin out yr blue jeans Dive bar betty Yeh yr bustin at the seams (Chorus) Dive bar Betty! Dive bar betty! Dive bar betty Think it's more than a hunch Started at 9, blacked out by lunch Dive bar Betty Chase a pabst with a shot Dive bar Betty Girl yr slurrin a lot Dive bar Betty When you fall off the stool Dive bar Betty Use me like a tool
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Dirtbag Left 00:47
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You got upset about workers rights So you made a podcast where u Cuss into the mic The shock jock approach Isnt funny or cute You're just a Rush Limbaugh In flannel and boots Yr yellin and cursin And havin some fun But politically Youll never get shit done Yes o yes Yr the dirtbag left I know you wanna be cool With your dismissive attitude
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Poor Me RPG 00:38
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They don't play final fantasy They play the poor me rpg Like who has the worst case of ADHD I dunno about u kids but I got a bad case of herpes Suburban whites with strange little names You make up what's wrong, It's a weird little game Nowhere in this song Am I placing any blame But could you carry on Somewhere besides the workplace?
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No Curiosity 01:08
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I got no curiosity About the natural world I got no curiosity About the order of things I got no curiosity About what i can't control I got no curiosity About man and god and law I got no curiosity About a supernatural man I got no curiosity About the lay of the land I got no curiosity About what's out of my hands I got no curiosity About the Son of Sam All i wanna do is listen to the Tickle As it syncs up with my mystify screensaver on Windows 3.1
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Batman 00:50
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Highway holocaust Gotta catch the mini boss And it dont matter How many die While i cruise in style 200 miles an hour And I never crack a smile Explosions in my rearview I'm wearin somethin see thru Penguin in my headlights I'm lookin for a bat fight Chorus: Highway holocaust Nobody lives Except me and the Penguin For no good reason
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(I Dropped Out of) High School 01:10
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With the 3 of wands Let's get it on With the four of cups Lets love to fuck With the 5 of hearts 6 pack to start With the 6 of swords Tell me what yr in for I drew the fool And i dropped out of high school it's cool

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To compliment the release of the full length electro-shlock "Centaur" over on Metal Postcard Records, here's a quick 8 song automatic acoustic EP, inspired by seeing GBV tonight.

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released October 22, 2022

Occult Character - vox y guitar

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Occult Character Dallas, Texas

Solo project of Stong (formerly known as Son of El Borko from Legless Crabs, Legless Trials, & Cat Box Room Bois).

"Maybe the finest songwriter in the USA today" -- Brian Shea, MONOLITH COCKTAIL

"I would rather listen to Occult Character on repeat than hear another John Prine song." - Jeer Meanly, Fantasy Creeps ... more

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