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Don't Drink & Drive
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I drink and drive at night in the rain
My wife thinks that I'm deranged!
She's so mad when I come home
So I bring her bar-b-que and she leaves me alone, let's go!
I drink and drive, I get home just fine!
I'm gonna fuck up, I hope I survive!
I drink and drive with one eye closed
I go the speed limit so you'll never know
Was that a pothole or a hobo?
With the Bordellos blastin' on the stereo
I drink and drive
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Hitachi Response Team
Vibrator with Neil Breen
I’m swimming in face cream
The original dream team
It conquered the world
And for no good reason
It killed every little boy and little girl
It was just the season
And it's no fair
In yr underwear
Clair de lune
In my pantaloons
Hitachi got big screen
Icebreaker with Gene Ween
I’m drowning in moonbeams
The Bionicle young teen
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Hand-Out
00:51
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The bum on the street
He’s lookin for a handout
The obscenely wealthy
They’re lookin for a handout
The girl down the block
She’s lookin for a handout
The boy on your cock
He’s lookin for a handout
Lookin for a handout!
Everyone that you meet
They’re lookin for a handout
It’s gimme gimme gimme
Lookin for a handout
me and you
Lookin for a handout
It’s a human zoo!
Lookin for a hand out
Pace in a cage
Ready to break out
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Shittin' U.S.A.
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There’s more than one way to shit in the woods
As long as there’s a hole and u wipe good
You can grab hold of a tree and shimmy on down
You can hang yr ass off a log and make some sounds
You can wipe with some leaves or an old paper plate
But you better hope yeh for a clean break
You better hope yeh for a clean break
Cuz everybodys goin shittin
Shittin in the woods (x2)
There's more than one way to shit in the woods
When no one’s around go ahead, drop trou
Shittin in the woods I didnt know that I could
With a chimpmunk watchin my spincter would tighten
But then when I heard the goose
Everything it came right loose
And dookie done plopped right out of my caboose
Up in Boise they're shittin in the woods
New York City they're shittin in the woods
In baton rouge they're shittin in the woods
In El paso they're shittin in the woods
In the LBC they're shittin in the woods
And in Pasadena...
And old Chicago...
Down in Tampa...
And all across the USA, the forests are filled with our dookie
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You Sound Like A Cop!
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Condescending tone
From a room alone
Someone to fuck with
yr a piece of shit!
You sound like a cop
Cuz u prolly were
Pig with severance
Now you make pitance
You're a fat nitwit
You sound like a cop
sad racist loser
You sound like a cop
a motherless twat
You sound like a cop
worthless Trump voter
You sound like a cop!
You used to murder
With impunity
Stroke to nose pickers
closed circuit tv
Sit behind keyboard
Lonesome, fascist bore
Dream bustin brown heads
you wish you were dead
You're a fat nitwit
You sound like a cop
sad racist loser
You sound like a cop
a motherless twat
You sound like a cop
worthless Trump voter
You sound like a cop!
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Occult Character Dallas, Texas
Solo project of Stong (formerly known as Son of El Borko from Legless Crabs, Legless Trials, & Cat Box Room
Bois).
"Maybe the finest songwriter in the USA today" -- Brian Shea, MONOLITH COCKTAIL
"I would rather listen to Occult Character on repeat than hear another John Prine song." - Jeer Meanly, Fantasy Creeps
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