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It Conquered The World: Singles from 2018

by Occult Character

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We Can Be Friends 02:18
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Do you like Frasier? Do you like Erasure? Do you like Depeche Mode? And have you ever seen the Golden Girls? If so, we can be friends! We can watch re-runs and music videos Yessir, we can be friends! We can comb each other's hair and talk about our feelings Do you like My So-Called Life? Do you know all the words to Cuts Like A Knife? Do you mind if I take my shirt off? It's hot in here, hey, do you like to wrestle? If so, we can be friends! We can roll around and pinch and tug and live and learn and grow Yessir, we can be friends! We can hose each other off and watch Deuce Bigalow Pinch and tug and squeeze and rub And live and learn and grow!
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Time Walkers 01:36
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Every 3,000 years, the Time Walkers arise from their tombs To bring doom & gloom to any human who dares disturb Their immortal slumber! Party girls dance in King Tut's tomb Frat boys drink by the light of the moon UFOs and pyramids Did you see what the mummy just did? High pitched buzzing Mummies from outer space They've come here to destroy the human race High pitched buzzing Shari Belafonte
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It Conquered The World 01:33
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Hitachi Response Team Vibrator with Neil Breen I’m swimming in face cream The original dream team It conquered the world And for no good reason It killed every little boy and little girl It was just the season And it's no fair In yr underwear Clair de lune In my pantaloons Hitachi got big screen Icebreaker with Gene Ween I’m drowning in moonbeams The Bionicle young teen
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#NotAllWhiteMen 02:45
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When I see another white man I wonder if he voted for Trump I wonder if he just took a dump I wonder if my time here is up Cuz most white men are psychopathic murderers Shit-obsessed scoundrels Round them up like mongrels Terrorizing our streets Looking to kill and eat Foaming in the heat They cannot be reasoned with The nice ones we can neuter and keep around But all the evil white men, time to put em down!
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Attitude @ This Altitude 01:13
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I was in the mountains with some dudes And they were givin me attitude Attitude at this altitude Pardon me for saying so, But you’re being rude! Attitude at this altitude Why am I takin guff From these dudes? I was on a trail, got a little scared And i made a little mess in my underwear Those guys laughed like they didn’t care Till I threw my poo, Now i’m the bad dude
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Hobo On The Go 01:56
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I slide it in her south mouth I slip it in her east beast I sleepin in her west wing My hands between her bees knees We listenin to Norf Norf Ejaculatin' gumdrops Goody goody glop glop Password on her laptop I'm just a goon with a bad tattoo I'm into sin with Ned's Atomic Dustbin I'm out for the night with the Shadows of Knight The wind at my back The sand in my crack Stuck between strangers It's my Forrest Gump moment And it's yack, yack, yack I'm just a goon with a bad tattoo I'm down to clown with the Dawg Pound I'm up for good deeds with the Bad Seeds Hobo on the go Jar of thumbs, and a pickled butt You can't catch me, now watch me strut
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No Signal 01:19
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No signal, no wi-fi No signal, in this greasy abysmal No wi-fi in this backdoor baptismal They ask me are you for rizzle? I saw nah I'm just artificial It's all artifice my man it's all deadpan in a police van It's all chicanery my friend So you remain where you are with your hands up I got a symbol You may call it sinful The sounds of levels Grabbing plump skinfulls They ask me, "are you the devil?" I can only tell you that you're safe
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Cod-God 01:50
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People often ask me Am I a man? Am I your friend? How can I stand there and think that way? I'm here to tell you Let me clear the air for you I am one and zero equals two Yes, I am a god Yes, I am a mod With a great bod Cuz I only eat cod
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Opossum Memes 02:44
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I am currently sated With all my apps updated I'm staring at the screens I think I like this meme Now ain't that a scream When the opossum plays the keys I am currently bloated My mood is uploaded I'm waking up at three I dreamnt I capped my knees Too much reality TV When I wake up I'm moaning and drooling When the opossum plays the keys When I drink I have to sneeze When there's such mendacity Like Michael Stipe, try not to breathe
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Have A Beer & Chill 00:54
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We're all zeroes and ones And waves and particles the headline sed we're two dimensional But I didn't read the article Cuz what woulda been the point? I'd rather smoke a joint And if we find out none of us is real All I'm gonna do is have a beer and chill
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The Meme Police 02:54
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The meme police have come to shame me They have come to harangue me They are only here to help you You are all contested streamers Stress dreamers Nude believers And verified accounts And they are here to help you Sign on to the force They’ll help you believe their persistence is true Usher you in to the red white and you Help you perceive your existence is lies Implant a feeling right between your eyes Regurgitated digital irony Oozes out their pores yall Regurgitate digital irony It’s such a fucking chore yall The meme police have come to blame me They have come to cane me They are only here to stop you You are all impressed lemurs Depressed creamers Lewd conceivers And they are here to help you See it’s a series of tubes
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Gimme A Smile 01:34
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Gimme a smile baby Gimme something I can utilize Gimme a smile baby Gimme something I can weaponize Gimme a smile baby And you and I can harmonize We can synchronize, desensitize and tomorrow I won't apologize Gimme gimme gimme gimme a smile Let's rock! I think I love ya Flash them medicine greens Why don't you flash that ass? Show your daddy what you're workin' with Why don't you flash that ass? Show your daddy what you're twerkin' with O shit! O they so green I think one of em's missin' I think one of em's turnin' black
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A Bloody Knife 01:24
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A bloody knife Might be alright In the hands of an ally But when the same knife Takes the life Of a like minded buddy Well that ain’t alright Ya gotta think about what is right Ya gotta think about what it feels like Ya gotta think about what is light Ya gotta think about what is christ-like And it ain’t hate it ain’t bigotry It’s feed the poor And help the suffering A bloody knife Just might end yr life In the hands of your enemy But when the same knife Reflects the light Well take the stab And see what happens
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It's America, It's Apocalypse (& It's Christmas) 01:02
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Santa Claus comes the night before White Jesus was born Is that coincidence? It makes me shit my pants, nonetheless Christmas Eve, you set out milk and cookies But thieves they take your dog and TV You call the cops, cryin' in yr jammies While the president tweets on Adderall He wants to fuck his daughter He wants to fuck yr future Nobody's gonna stop it Nobody capable gives a shit We're all gonna die, but fuck it, it's Christmas So get wasted and buy a buncha shit Cuz it's America It's Apocalypse And it's Christmas
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Christmas Trashcan 01:14
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We was drivin thru the hood checkin out the lights When all of a sudden somethin didn’t seem right I slammed on the brakes and sed to my wife “Hey what is that? It’s screamin at its own ass!” Christmas Opossum Dont run him over In yr trash cans His cup runneth over He wore a little red hat and had a burlap bag Filled with pre-masticated swag “O Lawd he’s scurryin’,” my wife screamed As he hissed and ran in front of my high beams Christmas Opossum Try not to mash He stay on the North Side they got better trash

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released October 20, 2018

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Solo project of Stong (formerly known as Son of El Borko from Legless Crabs, Legless Trials, & Cat Box Room Bois).

"Maybe the finest songwriter in the USA today" -- Brian Shea, MONOLITH COCKTAIL

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