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Suffer Yr Lover
01:03
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Hit the brakes
Don’t break your lover
Hit the brakes
The breaks you suffer
SUFFER YOUR LOVER!
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Cheap Holiday
01:22
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You wanna see the France?
You wanna see the Spain?
I'll show you, baby
I'll show you a world of pain
Cheap holiday, it's a cheap holiday
Locals fade away in their sordid memories
Let's eat!
You wanna see the West?
Yeh, you wanna see the East?
I'll take you, baby
I'll take you to the belly of the beast
You wanna see the North and South?
You wanna see the Poles?
I'll take you baby
Where they'll steal your soul
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On Stereo
00:59
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D Can you feel it?
we’re on stereo
A u can see it in my brains
i can sniff it in your soul
D Can u feel it?
we’ve no where to go
A i cant feel anything
u can’t distinguish truth from fact
E Hey hey hey
A we’re on the stereo
E o shit no
A we’re on the stereo
E i mean we’re fuckin 3-D
A oh stereo
E hallucinogenic sims
A we’re on the stereo
D at the bottom of the reality well
A we’ll give ‘em hell, were on the stereo
D remember if u feel that yr lackin
A yr only a simulacrum
(chorus)
E Hey hey hey
A We’re on the stereo
E O heck no
A Oh Stereo
Let’s go!
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True Americans Pack Heat
01:36
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Don’t you know that Russia is fake news?
And chain immigration brings in those bad dudes?
And snowflakes are all ruinin’ the country!
I taste their tears in the morning like coffee.
(Chorus)
Oh, how my life has changed since they released the memo!
Now we can build a wall,
And send libtards to Gitmo!
True Americans can all safely sleep
In our pjs, we’re always packin’ heat.
Don’t you know that Trump is the Chosen?
Picked by my God, you probably don’t know Him.
The MSM has got you blinded.
If you don’t agree, you’re part of the problem.
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Make Me A Robot
01:22
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Humans have to poop and pee.
So I pray Lord, please make me a robot.
One that likes chocolate.
One that likes to dance a lot.
Humans have to eat,
And humans have to drink.
All a robot does is have to think.
Humans have to love,
and humans have to hate.
But a robot doesn't even have to date.
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Marvin's IGA
03:06
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Marvin’s IGA
You’re goin’ away, hey, hey
But you’ll be
In our hearts forever
Clunk party in the parking lot!
They served hot dogs on customer appreciation day
And made the vegan hand em out cuz that shit is funny
I got high for the first time with stock boys in the meat freezer
And the bagboys got drugs for tips.
One was my first boyfriend, I had to get a restraining order against him
I was filled with fear mixed with warmth when Clarisse rang me up
They paged Dr. Giggles to bag, instead there’s Phl Moorebutts
I dreamt of eternal scanning, cried in the produce aisle
Venus fly traps, Charlie’s Angels, VHS, no regrets
And your grandma is fighting with the florist again
In the summer shop so sweaty, the manager would brandish
popsicles at crotch level to teen cashiers, what a treat!
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7. |
My Babalon Is Workin
01:30
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My candles are burning,
My Babalon is working,
The primaries I'm learning.
I like to pick the judges
Because they all wear black robes too.
I summon up a demon,
And he looks like Paul Ryan.
Right inside that pentagram,
He changes shape to Lindsey Graham!
I'm into the occult,
and I rock the vote!
My Ouija board planchette
picks out my candidate.
Let's vote!
I work a sexy ritual
And put the hoodoo on Ted Cruz!
I sigil a bitchin' hex
And give the clap to Orrin Hatch!
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I'm in the bean aisle,
Beans make me smile
I call to ask my baby
"Are there beans in the pantry?"
She says "sure,"
but it's just to placate me
Bean Baby better
Give me some beans
Bean Baby else
I'm gettin' mean
Bean Baby gonna
buy all the beans
Bean Baby gonna
try all the beans
The Go-Gos have the beat
But we got the beans!
So when I come home it's a different scene
My baby can't find the can
I'm gettin mad, she's gonna catch these hands
I got no beans
I'm gettin' mean
Let's bean!
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Girl, you know that I love you.
I'd do anything you want me to.
Girl, I'd even eat some poo.
But only if you want me to.
But I can't find anything in the fridge!
How do you know where anything is?
There's so much stuff in the fridge!
I can't find the half and half!
Why you even ask?
I can't find the condiments;
Please don't take affront.
I can't find the lettuce,
And I can't find the syrup --
There's no use looking,
I'm a total fridge fuck up.
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Stay Home Baby
03:24
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When the stink is shedding,
You better rock steady.
When the streets get heavy,
You better get ready.
Or maybe you should just stay home baby.
Lock the door,
Bar the window.
Sirens will reach crescendo.
There’s no moon tonight,
No stars in the sky.
The lights are all out,
And the drinks have been spiked.
The band drones on,
Like it doesn’t care.
And you’re gettin weird stares
From people stripped down to their underwear.
And the prince of the air tossles your hair.
You feel a whisper on your skin,
Electric cackle in the wind.
Do I really have to say it?
Yeh, this is the end.
And the crowd reacts poorly:
Guns pop, knives flash,
Blood spills, cars crash,
Sex assaults, fires start,
scream running, all the while
The band's droning.
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Hey Nah Nah Nah
01:15
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Ah-choo!
Hey Nah Nah Nah
Did humans eat their children like we do,
Or was something wrong with them?
Hey do y'all think we're all gonna die?
So many different reasons as to why.
So many different people think it's time.
Hey do y'all think we're all gonna die?
We're gonna die!
Hey Nah Nah Nah
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12. |
Go BB Go
00:58
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13. |
Doing My Thing
01:08
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Scrolling thru these opossum memes
At Dairy Queen
I'm doin' my thing
Russian bots are free on Facebook
Download now, your family hates you
Scrolling thru those awesome memes
Instagram my ding-a-ling
Russian bots are free on Facebook
Download now, your friends resent you
Scrolling thru possible scenes
Think instead I'll do my thing
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15. |
Death 2 The Future
02:15
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16. |
Green Grim Reaper
01:18
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17. |
Bad White Man
01:57
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18. |
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Don’t you know that Russia is fake news?
And chain immigration brings in those bad dudes?
And snowflakes are all ruinin’ the country!
I taste their tears in the morning like coffee.
(Chorus)
Oh, how my life has changed since they released the memo!
Now we can build a wall,
And send libtards to Gitmo!
True Americans can all safely sleep
In our pjs, we’re always packin’ heat.
Don’t you know that Trump is the Chosen?
Picked by my God, you probably don’t know Him.
The MSM has got you blinded.
If you don’t agree, you’re part of the problem.
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Occult Character Dallas, Texas
Solo project of Stong (formerly known as Son of El Borko from Legless Crabs, Legless Trials, & Cat Box Room
Bois).
"Maybe the finest songwriter in the USA today" -- Brian Shea, MONOLITH COCKTAIL
"I would rather listen to Occult Character on repeat than hear another John Prine song." - Jeer Meanly, Fantasy Creeps
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